====== Lizard Mail ======

//It seems squirrels really are destined not to return as mail carriers. Here's what the lizards brought you this week.//

<spoiler|Democracy>
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Many seem to fear that the revolution that overthrew the AOT is in danger of turning into a coup. I just wanted to make this clear: The FIF will //not// be taking any positions of power in the city by force. We support the democratic rule of Spindle, and soon there will be free elections to decide who is to be in charge. 

I would like to remind the Muses of Spindle that the enemy is out there: ther Concepts represent an existential threat to all of us. Now is the time to put aside our differences and unite against our common enemy.

Ten of Masks
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</spoiler>

<spoiler|Coup?>
<code>
In other news, it appears that Ten of Masks has rallied the formerly disorganised cells of the FIF into an army. Over a hundred strong, they now have taken control of key locations throughout Spindle. They have been seen construction barricades, and otherwise making Spindle more militarily defensible. 

Is this a coup? Is Ten of Masks’ rhetoric all bluster? Is he about to seize power in the city for himself?
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</spoiler>

<spoiler|SQUIRRELS VS. LIZZARDS>
<code>
FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!

SQUIRRELS VS. LIZZARDS! THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF THE TITANS! WHO WILL WIN WHEN THE FURIOUS FLUFFY FIGHTERS FACE OFF AGAINST THE RUTHLESS REPTILIAN RING!

TICKETS ONE HALF TROPE!
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</spoiler>

<spoiler|The end of the world as we know it?>
<code>
The sky weeps fire and through it we see the root of the cosmos.

The earth trembles and disgorges the blood of creation. 

The End is now.

Reject our old god and embrace the new ones.

A new reality, a better reality, is within the reach of those who would take it.
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</spoiler>

<spoiler|The Birdman>
<code>
Who is The Birdman?  Who is the mysterious figure that stalks the nights of Spindle; bringing justice to evildoers; defending the innocent?
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