https://wip.chaosdeathfish.com/ 2026-04-19T07:41:42+00:00 https://wip.chaosdeathfish.com/ https://wip.chaosdeathfish.com/_media/favicon.ico text/html 2019-10-22T02:25:16+00:00 https://wip.chaosdeathfish.com/news:jo_tv:1?rev=1571711116&do=diff Tonight on Jo TV - It's a Jo Brainer Prime Time News Station “Welcome one and all! It is our pleasure to have your undivided attention tonight! We desperately apologise for our broadcast cut last night: the NFWS seems to be fumbling their watchcamacallits in their hands again - but anyways! That kind of drama is exactly what we need from all your Jo-heads and beyond out there. See, we only have 100 days - may I remind you - text/html 2019-11-05T13:45:03+00:00 https://wip.chaosdeathfish.com/news:jo_tv:2?rev=1572961503&do=diff Tonight on Jo TV - Ships Sailing, Hearts Aflutter Advertisment 1 A frazzled young Muse is looking into the camera, standing very close and speaking excitedly. You won't believe the new bets on offer at the Trope Exchange. 0:22 odds on Foundation Agent Ylva Berglund failing to hit that crazy high D in their upcoming performance in Starship Odyessy. Win amazing Tropes like this week's star prize, the text/html 2019-11-19T00:05:33+00:00 https://wip.chaosdeathfish.com/news:jo_tv:3?rev=1574121933&do=diff Tonight on Jo TV - Magnum Jopus! An Announcement The stage is dark, lights illuminated around its edge. Then, without warning, spotlights flash down – illuminating a sombre-seeming Vance Vorn. He begins to speak. “Fellow Muses. I am sorry to announce that with only 71 days left for Jo to write their fabled Magnum Opus, that they have barely begun! There is a sense of panic that I’m sure you’ve text/html 2019-12-03T00:18:24+00:00 https://wip.chaosdeathfish.com/news:jo_tv:4?rev=1575332304&do=diff Jo TV on Demand – Jo No! Shipping Forecast Vance: Today we have a very special forecast for you thirsty Muses out there. yes a very special shipping sort of forecast! Our founder Victoria Hugh-Beaumont has organized us a date night! With all the most text/html 2020-01-21T01:34:50+00:00 https://wip.chaosdeathfish.com/news:jo_tv:5?rev=1579570490&do=diff Jo TV on Demand – Get Jown, Get Jounky! Shipping Forecast Special: Couples Awards!! “Esteemed Muses welcome to this week’s Shipping Forecast now with extra shipping and extra forecasts! Today we have not one, not two but three, THREE whole couples coming live to you Muses on three heart pumping soul stopping dates, exclusive only on Jo TV. Subscribe now for this premium content!” text/html 2020-02-04T01:32:15+00:00 https://wip.chaosdeathfish.com/news:jo_tv:6?rev=1580779935&do=diff JoTV: Getting In Jo Feelings Shipping Forecast: Couples Awards Finale As promised esteemed Muses we are having our second and final broadcast on the Couples Awards, think you for tuning in tonight! I know I haven’t been around for a while but for this extra, extra special segment I just HAD to come back and host it myself. I’m Victoria and let’s get to our footage of the happy couples! We’ve even had a new entry this week! text/html 2020-02-18T02:27:30+00:00 https://wip.chaosdeathfish.com/news:jo_tv:7?rev=1581992850&do=diff JoTV: Jostice The Trial Part 1 After the intro, which consists of several pictures of Dave from Finance - now known to be the deadly Ten of Masks - in various angry, brooding poses, the picture flickers to reveal a courtroom prepared for the Trial. In this edition of JoTV, commentary is being provided solely by Twist: our new correspondent. Also judge. text/html 2020-03-03T03:10:17+00:00 https://wip.chaosdeathfish.com/news:jo_tv:8?rev=1583205017&do=diff JoTV: EqJolity A single, final message is broadcast on JoTV. All Muses are Equal Long-Tongued Jack appears on the screen and begins to speak. “Muses, I call you to reflect upon our new society here in Spindle. For a long time muses like I have fought for freedom, sought equality for all. We are now in a tenuous position; egalitarianism has risen, but it may still fall if we’re not careful. Dave, Morgana, and I are stepping down, for while we lead the revolution, we shall not perpetuate the c…