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====== Lizard Mail ======

//Instead of the usual Squirrel messenger you’ve come to expect, you instead find this week's edition of the Echo Chamber delivered by a small lizard. It wears a blue and white striped hat and carries a messenger satchel full to the brim of revolutionary literature.\\
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You wonder what animal will be delivering the news next week.//

<spoiler|The Free Idea Forum Forum>
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This week saw the first //regional// meeting of the FIF. Unprecendented numbers of Muses turned up to the event organised by Siren and Ten of Masks. This represents a dramatic evolution of the organisation of the movement, and is surely the first of many to come.

All manner of issues facing Spindle were discussed, from inducting new members to the appearence of the Concepts to The Academy's restriction on access to the Magnum Opus. However, it is The Night of the Maquerade that everyone is talking about. The day when the FIF will finally outgrow their masks, overthrow the tyranny of The Academy. 

What will //your// role in the Masquerade be?
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<spoiler|The FIF Party Patrol>
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What up party people! Here's the lowdown on the parties that have been going on in Spindle:

**Firi’s Party**:

The Tunes: one word: Noise
The Crowd: all the cool kids
The Noms: Un'be'frickin'lievable y'all!
The Socio-political Implications: the nihilistic overtones of Firi’s party reflect the attitude of a new generation of Muses, who see that their world is dying around them, who live in the now because they have no faith that there will be a future to enjoy.

**The AoT “Party”**:

The Tunes: lame
The Crowd: squares
The Noms: carboard
The Socio-political Implications: the implication of The AoT’s new programme of propaganda is truly frightening: no longer are they simply relying on force to oppress dissenting voices, but they are actively seeking to rewrite the truth of their position.
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<spoiler|Fading? Contact That Shifty Guy>
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Have you been Censored? Struggling with the meification of the three freedoms? Well, have I got a deal for you!

For the low, low price of three levels of Trope cards (payable as any combinations of cards totaling three levels), you can enjoy the benefits of That Shifty Guy's patented Farewell Fading Ferapy.

Fading needn't be the end. Contact That Shifty Guy today!
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<spoiler|Visit the lovely Children of Straxia>
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Does it feel like the world is ending around you? Are the stresses of mantaining a double life as an Agent of the FIF and an Inquisitve of The Academy driving you to distraction>

Get away from it all in fabulous Townsberg! Take a step back to a simpler time in this stunningly preserved medievil town. Try the regions signature sausage in our charming market, take a stroll through our pristine wilderness, enjoy safe and convenient access to Trancendental through the Townsberg Tower.

Enquire with our Spindle representative Herbert Horatio today!
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<spoiler|Squirrels vs Lizards>
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Lizards vs squirrels. A battle that has raged since the begining of time, but now we have to ask: from which critter would we rather recive our revolutionary mail? Both clearly have their advantages and disadvantages. 

Squirrels
  * + Cute
  * + Bright eyed
  * + Bush tailed
  * - Nuts

Lizards
  * + Kawaii
  * + //TINY DINOSAURS!//
  * + Wizard potential
  * - Godzilla potential

So, which is your favourite messenger animal: lizards, or squirrels. Write in with your thoughts: Let us know!
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