“It feels designed by committee. And I’m not sure everyone involved agreed about what direction it should go.”

“It seems to have gathered a bit of a cult following, though it's a little impenetrable to most.”

“Sales have moderately outperformed expectations, largely among a younger demographic who seem to enjoy the mermaid theme.”

“The author has an impressive range, blending slice of life with archetypal myths. According to surveys, it really resonates with the readers in some deep and profound way, though no two critics seem to be able to agree on why.”

“Some rather novel uses of narrative devices which I remain unconvinced about. Still, may find some appeal among consumers of pulp fantasy.”

Critical reviews on the cover of the newly published 'When Dream Take Fin', by Jo Hawley-Norris, often self-cited as their Magnum Opus.

“What appears at first to be cheerful tale for children is quickly revealed to be a thin frame narrative for a surreal journey through the imagination, thoroughly transcending its genre and delighting children and grown-ups alike.”

Review of Let's get Creative at Holly Hill, from The Paper's Book Review

We regret to inform you that due to the fact that none of us could understand what was going on, we will not be taking forward your screenplay Deep Lake Woods to production.

• i. preface
• 1. Decadent Dreams
• 63. Atlantia
• 78. Journey
• 90. Descent
• 99. Ascent
• 122. Max Volume Reached
• 135. Starship Odyssey
• 150. Foundation of Secrets

…and my eternal thanks, most importantly of all, go to everyone who inspired me along the way.