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Squirrel Bank

Ten of Masks walks into the new office of the Halftropes and Squirrels Banking Corporation. The masked figure in a trenchcoat standing behind the desk bows slightly in greeting. Bits of stray hair poke through the seams and buttonholes of the coat.

โ€œI'd like to redeem these, pleaseโ€, Ten says, showing six Halftrope notes. The cashier takes them, sniffs them, and puts them away before handing over the Tropes from under the counter.

โ€œAre theseโ€ฆ nibbled? The Mysterious Egg isn't even a real Trope! It's just a card. Do you know who I am? I'm not the sort of person you want to be not paying properly if you like staying in one piece.โ€

Ten leans over the desk intimidatingly and pulls off the cashier's mask. A squirrel's face is revealed.

โ€œSqueak! T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t! Squeak-squeak. Aaaaaxaaa. Squeak!โ€

โ€œWhat?โ€

The squirrel, or, given how short squirrel arms are, probably a different squirrel further down the coat, pulls out a contract and points at it.

โ€œโ€ฆit will give one Rank I Trope (selected at the Bank's discretion), in exchange for the set of notes.โ€

It taps โ€œat the Bank's discretionโ€ repeatedly.

โ€œIt still has to be an actual Trope though, which this one isn't, and this one is only most of a Trope at best.โ€

The squirrel raises a section of face that would contain an eyebrow if it were human (there is fur there, it's just not distinct from the rest of the fur), and slowly slides over a 0.1 Trope note.

โ€œThat's not what the contract actually says though.โ€

The squirrel remains silent. Ten adopts a fighting stance. The squirrel reveals a surprisingly impressive looking bladed weapon and continues staring back.

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๐Žฏ๐Žง๐๐Žจ๐Žฃ๐€๐โ€‹๐Žฅ๐Žต๐Žญ๐Žด๐€๐Žผ๐Žณ๐โ€‹๐‚๐Žบ๐Žญ๐Žบ๐โ€‹๐Žก๐Žก๐Žข๐Žผ๐โ€‹๐Žป๐Žผ๐Žฆ๐Žฆ๐Žฃ๐โ€‹๐Žฉ๐Žช๐Žจ๐€๐โ€‹๐Žฎ๐Žป๐Žช๐โ€‹๐Žพ๐Žฆ๐Žฌ๐Žถ๐Žฟ๐Žจ๐Žผ๐โ€‹๐Žน๐Žฎ๐Žถ๐โ€‹๐Žฃ๐Žณ๐Žฌ๐Žฎ๐โ€‹๐Žพ๐‚๐โ€‹๐Žด๐Žฐ๐Žป๐โ€‹๐Žฅ๐Žก๐Žง๐โ€‹๐Žฒ๐Žน๐โ€‹๐Žก๐Žฒ๐ƒ๐€๐โ€‹๐Žฎ๐Žพ๐ƒ๐๐๐Žซ๐Žค๐โ€‹๐Žค๐Ž ๐Žฟ๐Žต๐Žด๐Žน๐Žฃ๐โ€‹๐‚๐Žป๐‚๐Žก๐‚๐โ€‹๐Žฎ๐Žง๐โ€‹๐€๐Žถ๐Žฎ๐Žณ๐Žณ๐Žช๐โ€‹๐€๐Žผ๐ƒ๐โ€‹๐Žช๐Žญ๐Žฅ๐Žญ๐Žฎ๐Žฏ๐โ€‹๐Žฝ๐Žฝ๐Žป๐โ€‹๐Žง๐Žง๐Žฅ๐Žท๐Žฝ๐โ€‹๐Žป๐Žน๐Žฑ๐Žฐ๐Žธ๐๐Žฅ๐Žฎ๐โ€‹๐Žช๐€๐Žก๐Žฃ๐โ€‹๐Žผ๐Žฎ๐โ€‹๐Žท๐Žฌ๐โ€‹๐ƒ๐Žฃ๐Žณ๐€๐Žฝ๐โ€‹๐€๐Žบ๐โ€‹๐Žช๐Žฆ๐Žณ๐โ€‹๐Žพ๐Žฎ๐Žฏ๐‚๐Žด๐โ€‹๐Žฟ๐Žช๐โ€‹๐Ž ๐Žธ๐Žฉ๐Žฟ๐โ€‹๐Žฎ๐Žฝ๐Žป๐โ€‹๐Žฅ๐Žญ๐โ€‹๐Žฎ๐Žฉ๐Žน๐โ€‹๐๐Žด๐Žพ๐Žค๐โ€‹๐Žช๐Žป๐Žฅ๐Žพ๐Žก๐Žฌ๐‚๐€๐Žฏ๐Žถ๐โ€‹๐Žพ๐Žถ๐โ€‹๐Žฃ๐Žฉ๐Žผ๐Žท๐Žฏ๐Žป๐โ€‹๐Žธ๐Žฉ๐‚๐โ€‹๐Žฌ๐Žง๐Žช๐โ€‹๐Žน๐ƒ๐‚๐โ€‹๐Žฃ๐Žง๐Žฏ๐Žฐ๐Žฆ๐Žผ๐Žต๐๐Žฉ๐โ€‹๐‚๐Žป๐โ€‹๐€๐Žท๐Žค๐Žญ๐Žถ๐โ€‹๐Žฌ๐Žช๐€๐Žช๐โ€‹๐Žซ๐Žฟ๐โ€‹๐Žจ๐Žบ๐โ€‹๐‚๐Žฟ๐โ€‹๐Žค๐Žฌ๐โ€‹๐Žก๐Žธ๐€๐Žพ๐โ€‹๐Žฑ๐Žก๐โ€‹๐Žฃ๐Ž ๐Žฑ๐€๐Žฃ๐โ€‹๐Žพ๐Žฆ๐€๐€๐โ€‹๐‚๐Žฝ๐โ€‹๐Žฑ๐Žฏ๐Žต๐โ€‹๐๐Žป๐Žง๐Žง๐Žฏ๐โ€‹๐Žพ๐Žป๐โ€‹๐Žบ๐Žฅ๐Žฆ๐Žฏ๐Žน๐โ€‹๐Žฃ๐Žณ๐Žด๐Žฏ๐โ€‹๐Žผ๐๐โ€‹๐Žญ๐Žน๐Žน๐๐Žน๐Žก๐Žผ๐Žบ๐‚๐Ž ๐โ€‹๐Žณ๐Žฆ๐โ€‹๐Žป๐Žข๐Žณ๐โ€‹๐Žฎ๐Ž ๐Žต๐โ€‹๐Žฑ๐Žถ๐Žฆ๐Žฐ๐โ€‹๐Žธ๐Žป๐Žง๐Žฏ๐Žฐ๐โ€‹๐Žธ๐Žฌ๐๐โ€‹๐Žฃ๐Žญ๐Ž ๐โ€‹๐Žต๐Žณ๐Žถ๐ƒ๐โ€‹๐Žป๐Žฑ๐โ€‹๐Žฅ๐๐Žญ๐Žญ๐โ€‹๐Žช๐Žฏ๐Žฆ๐Žก๐โ€‹๐๐Žต๐Žบ๐Žจ๐‚๐โ€‹๐Žฉ๐Žฝ๐Žซ๐โ€‹๐Žฐ๐Žบ๐Žธ๐Ž ๐Žพ๐โ€‹๐Žฒ๐Žบ๐Žฐ๐Žฉ๐Žฎ๐Žฅ๐Žพ๐โ€‹๐Žฝ๐Žฅ๐Žฃ๐Žฆ๐โ€‹๐Žจ๐Ž ๐Žจ๐€๐Žท๐Žฌ๐Žช๐โ€‹๐‚๐Žฟ๐Žป๐Žพ๐Žช๐Žช๐Žผ๐ƒ๐โ€‹๐Žช๐Žธ๐Žค๐Žค๐โ€‹๐Žธ๐Žธ๐โ€‹๐Žฑ๐๐Žบ๐Žฑ๐Žฃ๐Žด๐๐Žฑ๐โ€‹๐Žฒ๐Žข๐โ€‹๐Žฌ๐Žฅ๐Žธ๐Žง๐โ€‹๐Žก๐Žฎ๐Žฆ๐๐Žฉ๐Žฉ๐Žฟ๐Žณ๐‚๐Žฐ๐Ž ๐Žซ๐Žฒ๐โ€‹๐Žจ๐Žฃ๐Žช๐Žฉ๐โ€‹๐Žฎ๐Žป๐ƒ๐Žฟ๐Žฃ๐โ€‹๐Žด๐Žด๐โ€‹๐Žญ๐Žฌ๐Žฃ๐โ€‹๐Žด๐Žก๐Žข๐โ€‹๐Žต๐Žฐ๐โ€‹๐Žง๐‚๐‚๐Žฃ๐Žก๐Žธ๐Žน๐Žฝ๐Žฑ๐Žฒ๐Žป๐โ€‹๐Žฒ๐Žป๐Žจ๐Žช๐Žป๐Ž ๐Žธ๐โ€‹๐‚๐Žบ๐Žฟ๐Žผ๐โ€‹๐Žณ๐Žจ๐Žค๐Žก๐Žป๐Žก๐Žค๐โ€‹๐Žฎ๐Žพ๐Žพ๐โ€‹๐Žป๐Žฉ๐€๐Žฎ๐โ€‹๐Žค๐Žน๐โ€‹๐Ž ๐Žธ๐Žฎ๐Žธ๐โ€‹๐Žง๐Žผ๐โ€‹๐Žฅ๐Žญ๐Žฌ๐Ž ๐Žฎ๐โ€‹๐‚๐Žฌ๐โ€‹๐Žด๐Žถ๐Žผ๐Žค๐Žฑ๐โ€‹๐Žต๐Žข๐โ€‹๐Žฟ๐‚๐Žฅ๐โ€‹๐Žข๐ƒ๐Žจ๐Žง๐Žบ๐โ€‹๐Žง๐Žฉ๐Žจ๐Žพ๐Žฅ๐Žญ๐Žฐ๐Žบ๐Žฉ๐Žต๐โ€‹๐Žฑ๐Žฒ๐โ€‹๐๐Žด๐ƒ๐Žป๐Žข๐Žจ๐Žฒ๐Žป๐Žฐ๐โ€‹๐Žซ๐Žฑ๐๐Žต๐Žฅ๐Žผ๐€๐โ€‹๐๐Žฐ๐Žธ๐โ€‹๐Žง๐Žง๐โ€‹๐Ž ๐€๐โ€‹๐Žซ๐Žพ๐โ€‹๐Žผ๐Žช๐Žช๐โ€‹๐Žด๐Žน๐โ€‹๐Žณ๐Žฉ๐Žต๐Žญ๐ƒ๐€๐Žฆ๐Žพ๐Žซ๐Žฟ๐โ€‹๐Žง๐Žจ๐Žฑ๐Ž ๐Žฑ๐Žฃ๐Žฝ๐Žน๐โ€‹๐Žง๐Žฒ๐โ€‹๐Žฌ๐Žธ๐Žฐ๐Žฟ๐โ€‹๐Žฅ๐Žด๐โ€‹๐Žฃ๐Žช๐Žป๐Žผ๐‚๐Žฅ๐Žญ๐Žฝ๐Žผ๐โ€‹๐Žซ๐Žฆ๐Žณ๐Žฉ๐Žค๐Žฃ๐Žบ๐Žข๐Žฆ๐Žป๐โ€‹๐Ž ๐Žน๐Žฝ๐Žฑ๐Žฆ๐Žบ๐Žญ๐โ€‹๐Žต๐Žต๐Žค๐Žพ๐Ž ๐Žก๐Žต๐Žก๐Žป๐โ€‹๐Žฆ๐Žข๐Žฎ๐โ€‹๐Žค๐Žฒ๐๐โ€‹๐Žฅ๐Žง๐Žฅ๐Žต๐๐โ€‹๐Žต๐Žถ๐โ€‹๐Žฟ๐Žบ๐โ€‹๐€๐Žถ๐Žฉ๐โ€‹๐Žฎ๐Žซ๐Žด๐Žผ๐Žถ๐ƒ๐โ€‹๐Žด๐Žฆ๐โ€‹๐Žฃ๐Žฒ๐โ€‹๐Žป๐Žฅ๐โ€‹๐Žฅ๐Žข๐โ€‹๐๐Žซ๐€๐Žพ๐โ€‹๐Žค๐Žซ๐โ€‹๐‚๐Žจ๐Žธ๐Žต๐ƒ๐Ž ๐โ€‹๐‚๐Žฒ๐Žณ๐Žน๐โ€‹๐Žด๐Žฑ๐Žฆ๐โ€‹๐Žซ๐Žซ๐Ž ๐โ€‹๐Žท๐Žฉ๐Žด๐โ€‹๐Žค๐Žบ๐Žผ๐Žฌ๐โ€‹๐Žฝ๐Ž ๐Žฒ๐โ€‹๐Žถ๐€๐Žฆ๐Žพ๐โ€‹๐Žณ๐Žธ๐Žง๐€๐Žธ๐Žถ๐โ€‹๐€๐Žช๐Žด๐Žฎ๐โ€‹๐Žท๐Žก๐Ž ๐โ€‹๐Žจ๐Žช๐โ€‹๐Žป๐Žป๐Ž ๐Žฌ๐โ€‹๐ƒ๐Žฃ๐โ€‹๐Žฐ๐Žก๐Žธ๐Žญ๐โ€‹๐Žฌ๐Žซ๐Žป๐โ€‹๐Žฐ๐Žฝ๐Žธ๐Žธ๐โ€‹๐‚๐Ž ๐Žต๐โ€‹๐Žด๐Žจ๐โ€‹๐Žผ๐Žฃ๐โ€‹๐Žฎ๐Žก๐โ€‹๐Ž ๐Žฟ๐โ€‹๐Žฟ๐Žญ๐Žป๐Žฐ๐Žฑ๐โ€‹๐Žน๐Žป๐Žธ๐Žท๐Žฟ๐โ€‹๐Ž ๐Žฑ๐Žถ๐Žท๐Žพ๐Žฆ๐โ€‹๐Žช๐Žฉ๐Žช๐Žต๐Žฒ๐Žฑ๐๐Žง๐โ€‹๐ƒ๐Žฅ๐โ€‹๐Žข๐ƒ๐Žก๐‚๐โ€‹๐Žฐ๐Žณ๐Žพ๐โ€‹๐Žณ๐๐Žต๐Žน๐Žน๐Žฉ๐โ€‹๐Žบ๐Žพ๐Žน๐Žบ๐โ€‹๐Žฟ๐Žณ๐โ€‹๐Žญ๐Žต๐Žฆ๐Žฟ๐โ€‹๐Ž ๐Žต๐€๐Žฑ๐Žผ๐‚๐โ€‹๐Žธ๐Žญ๐Žฑ๐Žฉ๐โ€‹๐Žพ๐Žต๐Žผ๐Žพ๐Žข๐โ€‹๐Žง๐Žฃ๐Žป๐Žต๐โ€‹๐Žจ๐Žค๐โ€‹๐Žช๐Žฆ๐โ€‹๐‚๐‚๐Ž ๐Žบ๐โ€‹๐Žฟ๐Žธ๐โ€‹๐Žฟ๐Žค๐Žถ๐Žฐ๐Žง๐โ€‹๐‚๐ƒ๐Žฌ๐Ž ๐โ€‹๐Žข๐Žค๐โ€‹๐Žค๐Žซ๐โ€‹๐Žฐ๐€๐โ€‹๐Žณ๐Žน๐โ€‹๐ƒ๐Žฌ๐Ž ๐โ€‹๐ƒ๐Žฆ๐Žซ๐Žณ๐โ€‹๐Žฐ๐Žฆ๐Žถ๐‚๐Žก๐€๐ƒ๐โ€‹๐Žฅ๐Žฆ๐Žฑ๐โ€‹๐Žฝ๐๐Žฅ๐ƒ๐โ€‹๐Žฆ๐Žฑ๐Žด๐€๐Žฃ๐โ€‹๐Žพ๐Žฎ๐โ€‹๐Žฆ๐Žญ๐Žช๐โ€‹๐Žฌ๐Žถ๐โ€‹๐๐Žณ๐Žต๐Žฟ๐Žฟ๐โ€‹๐Žฝ๐Žธ๐โ€‹๐Žบ๐Žญ๐€๐Žฆ๐โ€‹๐Žธ๐Žฅ๐โ€‹๐Žณ๐๐Žฅ๐Žฎ๐โ€‹๐Žฉ๐Žช๐โ€‹๐€๐Žฟ๐Žฅ๐Žช๐โ€‹๐Žก๐Žถ๐Žฒ๐Žฎ๐Žฃ๐โ€‹๐‚๐Žณ๐Žฑ๐โ€‹๐Žซ๐Žก๐โ€‹๐Žก๐Žฒ๐Žณ๐โ€‹๐Žถ๐Žน๐โ€‹๐‚๐Žน๐โ€‹๐Žฝ๐Žง๐Žฐ๐Žซ๐โ€‹๐Žฝ๐Žซ๐Žฝ๐‚๐โ€‹๐Žค๐Žต๐Ž ๐Žฑ๐Žฟ๐Žฌ๐‚๐โ€‹๐ƒ๐Žฅ๐Žฃ๐Žท๐โ€‹๐Žผ๐Žฆ๐ƒ๐Žช๐Žซ๐โ€‹๐Žพ๐๐Žด๐Žจ๐Žฒ๐โ€‹๐Žถ๐Žธ๐โ€‹๐Žซ๐Žจ๐Žฑ๐Žด๐Žฟ๐Žฉ๐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‚๐๐Žธ๐โ€‹๐Žจ๐Žถ๐Žค๐โ€‹๐Žฟ๐Žด๐โ€‹๐Žบ๐Žฟ๐Žพ๐Žบ๐Žฏ๐ƒ๐โ€‹๐Žบ๐๐โ€‹๐Žณ๐Žซ๐Žฌ๐Žฟ๐Žฌ๐Žฒ๐Žจ๐Žช๐โ€‹๐Ž ๐Žง๐Žฎ๐Žฑ๐โ€‹๐Žน๐€๐Žฝ๐โ€‹๐๐Žฉ๐Žน๐โ€‹๐Žต๐Žซ๐โ€‹๐Žค๐ƒ๐โ€‹๐€๐Žน๐โ€‹๐Žฎ๐Žฃ๐Žณ๐Žผ๐Žช๐Žซ๐Žช๐ƒ๐โ€‹๐Žญ๐Žฐ๐Žฎ๐Žถ๐Žฆ๐Žข๐โ€‹๐Žณ๐Žฟ๐Žพ๐โ€‹๐Ž ๐Žน๐Žพ๐๐Žต๐Žธ๐Žป๐โ€‹๐Žจ๐Žง๐โ€‹๐Žธ๐Žฌ๐Žธ๐Žฅ๐ƒ๐Žถ๐โ€‹๐Žต๐Žณ๐Žถ๐Žฒ๐Žณ๐Žณ๐Žช๐Žด๐Žณ๐โ€‹๐Žป๐€๐Žฌ๐Žก๐Žฎ๐Žฆ๐Žต๐โ€‹๐Žซ๐Žน๐โ€‹๐ƒ๐Žก๐Žฝ๐Žด๐โ€‹๐Žป๐Žบ๐Žผ๐โ€‹๐Žฃ๐Žจ๐Žญ๐Žด๐โ€‹๐Žผ๐Žจ๐Žฟ๐๐Žฅ๐€๐€๐โ€‹๐Žถ๐Žญ๐Žถ๐โ€‹๐Žฅ๐Žน๐โ€‹๐Žบ๐Žช๐Žฑ๐โ€‹๐Žพ๐Žฌ๐Žถ๐Žฒ๐โ€‹๐Žง๐Žณ๐Žข๐Žพ๐โ€‹๐Žฃ๐Žฌ๐Žฒ๐Žด๐โ€‹๐Žถ๐Žด๐โ€‹๐Žฉ๐๐Žจ๐โ€‹๐Žฝ๐Žต๐Žผ๐Žน๐Žป๐Žค๐Žป๐Žฉ๐Žป๐Žผ๐โ€‹๐Žฅ๐Žท๐Žจ๐Žฎ๐Žณ๐Žน๐Žฆ๐โ€‹๐Žช๐Žฐ๐โ€‹๐Žถ๐Žฑ๐Žฆ๐Žณ๐โ€‹๐Žง๐Žบ๐Žธ๐Žต๐Žฅ๐Žฝ๐Žฅ๐Žฆ๐Žช๐โ€‹๐Žธ๐Žฎ๐Žฟ๐Žฐ๐Žธ๐Žณ๐โ€‹๐Žฉ๐ƒ๐โ€‹๐Žฐ๐Žซ๐โ€‹๐Žต๐Žก๐Žง๐Ž ๐Žง๐Žต๐‚๐Žณ๐๐Žฏ๐Žฎ๐Žซ๐Žง๐‚๐โ€‹๐Žน๐Žถ๐Žต๐โ€‹๐Žฅ๐‚๐Žฅ๐Žจ๐Žธ๐Žพ๐Žฉ๐Žฏ๐Žถ๐โ€‹๐Žฃ๐Žฉ๐Ž ๐โ€‹๐Žฒ๐Žฑ๐Žป๐โ€‹๐Žต๐Žป๐โ€‹๐Žฉ๐Žธ๐Žก๐โ€‹๐Žญ๐Žป๐Žฆ๐โ€‹๐Žญ๐Žฟ๐Žฟ๐โ€‹๐‚๐Žฟ๐Žฌ๐โ€‹๐Žธ๐Žช๐Žพ๐Žฐ๐โ€‹๐Žก๐Žซ๐Žฆ๐Žซ๐โ€‹๐Žช๐Žง๐Žซ๐โ€‹๐Žป๐Žธ๐โ€‹๐Žฒ๐๐Žถ๐Žผ๐Žฐ๐๐Žฑ๐Žน๐Žด๐โ€‹๐Žฅ๐Žค๐โ€‹๐Ž ๐Žป๐Žน๐Žฐ๐Žธ๐Žถ๐Žฃ๐Žจ๐Žญ๐Žพ๐Žบ๐โ€‹๐Žฉ๐Žป๐โ€‹๐Žง๐Žน๐ƒ๐Žด๐Žฆ๐โ€‹๐Žฆ๐Žง๐€๐Žท๐๐Žผ๐โ€‹๐Žต๐Žข๐Žถ๐Žญ๐โ€‹๐Žฑ๐Žถ๐Žฟ๐Žป๐โ€‹๐Žฎ๐Žฌ๐Žญ๐Žน๐โ€‹๐Žฆ๐Žธ๐Žข๐โ€‹๐ƒ๐Žฏ๐Žบ๐Žฐ๐Žต๐โ€‹๐Žป๐‚๐โ€‹๐Žซ๐Žธ๐โ€‹๐Žฎ๐Žฑ๐โ€‹๐Žฟ๐Žธ๐Žฉ๐Žญ๐Žญ๐โ€‹๐Žช๐Žฐ๐€๐Žฆ๐Žฎ๐Žฃ๐Žต๐Žฑ๐Žบ๐โ€‹๐€๐Žข๐Žต๐Žณ๐โ€‹๐Žฉ๐Žฝ๐Žฐ๐Žฌ๐Žฌ๐Žต๐Žฌ๐Žข๐Žฏ๐Žน๐โ€‹๐Žท๐Žฐ๐Žฏ๐โ€‹๐Žถ๐๐Žฑ๐Žซ๐Žก๐โ€‹๐Žต๐Žฏ๐โ€‹๐Žฝ๐Žค๐โ€‹๐ƒ๐Žพ๐Žน๐โ€‹๐Žด๐Žณ๐Žฎ๐Žฉ๐โ€‹๐Žช๐Žฐ๐Žป๐โ€‹๐Žญ๐Žฝ๐โ€‹๐Žถ๐ƒ๐Ž ๐€๐Žฒ

โ€”A sheet posted on a NFWS noticeboard

(OC note: The main text here is not decipherable, so don't waste too much time trying to decipher it.)

Baking

Two pairs of hands, one small, bony and covered in fur, the other larger, humanoid and covered in cloud, knead dough side by side in peaceful silence. They tease it off of hair floof and cloud floof alike, and set it aside, watching it rise. Growing dough is easyโ€”you could make it a mountain with little effortโ€”but the old-fashioned way, with yeast and time, has a certain charm. Time to relax, and reminisce with Mister Squirrel about past adventures.

From above the bakery, you hear the sound of wings flapping andโ€ฆ barking? The sound is a halfway between a dog bark and a cat meow. Beside you, Mister Squirrel appears alarmed at first, but then he draws your attention back to the oven. The strange sounds soon pass, into the direction that you recognise is the Squirrel Kingdom.

The bread is baked, coming out perfectly crusty with a Heartwarming Meal turning up in the oven with it. That (and the breadโ€”Best in Spindle! Squirrel-Baked!โ€”very popular) should be enough to pay for your next few Juice infusions at least. Buying more time to relax, out here, bake bread. A virtuous cycle. A nice way to get by.

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